Where is Whoopi Now?

Ever found yourself out in public, with real life people questioning the whereabouts of the woman who brought us Sister Mary Clarence? Well you need question no more. This blog aims to answer that very question as we strive to follow exactly what Whoopi Goldberg could be up to these days. Every time Whoopi is "spotted" we will bring the news directly to you. And, should you find yourself at a Bureau de Change and happen to witness Whoopi Goldberg trying to exchange pesetas for pounds, at a local DIY store and witness her comparing colour charts or any other "spottings" please feel free to email us a pic so we can all share in what Whoopi is doing now. whereswhoopinow@gmail.com is the ad you need if you spot Whoopi
Oh heck it sure has been a while. And why’s that? Whoopi has been bizzzzaaaayyy.

Aside from a minor cameo in a documentary about Alice Walker I watched recently that saw our treasured damson put herself forward as a Venetian blind in a bid to secure herself a part in ‘The Colour Purple’ (true story), there has not been much whoopi news brought to my attention.

However, thanks to one of our most highly respected whoopi-watchers, Tinni (a foxy lady who lives south of the river in London Town and shares a quiet enthusiasm for lurid looking cocktails), we are over joyed to reveal whoopi has been AWOL for a great reason. She’s joined RocNation!!!

Last weekend, whoopi was spotted on stage with Jay Z and the trouser snake. What a blinding combo! Surely that is better than a glass of sangria and a curly wurly, am I right? So right! 

You couldn’t make these apples up if you tried!!! There is a pic and therefore proof. 

Let’s hope one of you whoopi lovers caught sight of our fair lady rocking it up at the after party. We would love an image of whoopi knocking back a Barcardi Breezer or Reef. 

Thanks to Tinni.

Oh heck it sure has been a while. And why’s that? Whoopi has been bizzzzaaaayyy.

Aside from a minor cameo in a documentary about Alice Walker I watched recently that saw our treasured damson put herself forward as a Venetian blind in a bid to secure herself a part in ‘The Colour Purple’ (true story), there has not been much whoopi news brought to my attention.

However, thanks to one of our most highly respected whoopi-watchers, Tinni (a foxy lady who lives south of the river in London Town and shares a quiet enthusiasm for lurid looking cocktails), we are over joyed to reveal whoopi has been AWOL for a great reason. She’s joined RocNation!!!

Last weekend, whoopi was spotted on stage with Jay Z and the trouser snake. What a blinding combo! Surely that is better than a glass of sangria and a curly wurly, am I right? So right!

You couldn’t make these apples up if you tried!!! There is a pic and therefore proof.

Let’s hope one of you whoopi lovers caught sight of our fair lady rocking it up at the after party. We would love an image of whoopi knocking back a Barcardi Breezer or Reef.

Thanks to Tinni.

Oh hello sailor!

While it looks as though whoopi has stepped straight off a 747 (such a dashing necker-chief!) we have it on great authority that our lass had been out and about sailing at least 4 of the seven seas.

You may remember some time ago we linked whoopi with a pirate sect. one pirate in particular’s name came up frequently; captain jack sparrow.  So it should come as no surprise to any of you that she has rediscovered her sea legs. 

What may comes as something of a shock is the fact that whoopi has adopted a new diet of consisting only mackerel and tripe. Tripe has always been a fave of Whoopi’s buts her love of mackerel appears to be new found. After all the recent publicity surrounding fishing aforementioned fish in eu waters who can blame her? “Such wonderful publicity” she is rumoured to have said. “I had quite forgotten the taste sensation one experiences when one chomps on a tasty mackerel with tripe”. 

Of course, as with all celebrity diets this is expected to be something of a short-lived craze. And why not hey? You only live once!

Oh hello sailor!

While it looks as though whoopi has stepped straight off a 747 (such a dashing necker-chief!) we have it on great authority that our lass had been out and about sailing at least 4 of the seven seas.

You may remember some time ago we linked whoopi with a pirate sect. one pirate in particular’s name came up frequently; captain jack sparrow. So it should come as no surprise to any of you that she has rediscovered her sea legs.

What may comes as something of a shock is the fact that whoopi has adopted a new diet of consisting only mackerel and tripe. Tripe has always been a fave of Whoopi’s buts her love of mackerel appears to be new found. After all the recent publicity surrounding fishing aforementioned fish in eu waters who can blame her? “Such wonderful publicity” she is rumoured to have said. “I had quite forgotten the taste sensation one experiences when one chomps on a tasty mackerel with tripe”.

Of course, as with all celebrity diets this is expected to be something of a short-lived craze. And why not hey? You only live once!

Sisters are renowned for doing it for themselves. But, while the boys are back in town, these particular sisters seem to have found themselves in a spot of bother.

These roaming nuns, (as sister act fans may recall) are accustomed to finding themselves in a spot of bother. Remember the biker bar?

But how did they wind up back in Jurassic park; the lost world? My water is a shaking in its glass at the mere thought of our dear ladies of the cloth being faced with this tooth-baring, terrifying t-rex.  We fear more for the sanity of the nun with red hair who seems to be simply delighted by the dino. DOESN’T SHE REALISE THE DANGER?!!!

Our hopes and prayers lie with our cherished sisters. May the force be with you all.

Sisters are renowned for doing it for themselves. But, while the boys are back in town, these particular sisters seem to have found themselves in a spot of bother.

These roaming nuns, (as sister act fans may recall) are accustomed to finding themselves in a spot of bother. Remember the biker bar?

But how did they wind up back in Jurassic park; the lost world? My water is a shaking in its glass at the mere thought of our dear ladies of the cloth being faced with this tooth-baring, terrifying t-rex. We fear more for the sanity of the nun with red hair who seems to be simply delighted by the dino. DOESN’T SHE REALISE THE DANGER?!!!

Our hopes and prayers lie with our cherished sisters. May the force be with you all.

It’s simple. It’s officially hat season, weddings, ascot, Olympics, jubilees hats, hats and more hats.

Whoopi is not one to buck the trend, oh no no no! She is however, typically, fashionably late. Summer solstice was almost a month ago. But it’s only now we have received this sighting.  Stone henge, hench hat, yup, she is really working Druid-racecourse chic!!!

It’s simple. It’s officially hat season, weddings, ascot, Olympics, jubilees hats, hats and more hats.

Whoopi is not one to buck the trend, oh no no no! She is however, typically, fashionably late. Summer solstice was almost a month ago. But it’s only now we have received this sighting. Stone henge, hench hat, yup, she is really working Druid-racecourse chic!!!

Ever been to Easter Island?

Whoppi claims she has not. This pic says otherwise!!! 

Sister Mary Clarence  has been spotted, just casually living it up among the Moai heads, dressed as a 1950s housewife, the mind continues to be boggled…..

What kind of pie do you reckon she has left in the oven? Wow, I could really use some pie right now……

Ever been to Easter Island?

Whoppi claims she has not. This pic says otherwise!!!

Sister Mary Clarence has been spotted, just casually living it up among the Moai heads, dressed as a 1950s housewife, the mind continues to be boggled…..

What kind of pie do you reckon she has left in the oven? Wow, I could really use some pie right now……

Oh hey y’all!

How are we? Well fed? Easter happy? Spring cleaning like spring chickens like spring has sprung? Well, that is delightful.

where whoopi is now is a question on many pepople’s lips.  I get asked about her on the reg! That is the point of this tumblr-to fill us all in, right?

So, whoopi has been AWOL for almost a month. Sure there have been rumours about her trying to keep some peace in Syria, bake some pastries in Paris and shake rattle and roll in Kentucky, but I can’t post unauthenticated hearsay.  need a pic as proof.

Luckily, one old wives tale I can happily confirm is that our star trekking, choir leading, spirit channelling sister has jumped out of a plane. Known as being one not averse to the fear factor, whoopi has started training with the red arrows and her maiden launch was snapped for us here on whereswhoopinow 

What next lady? And why did you not wear a helmet? Save your face sugar!!!

Oh hey y’all!

How are we? Well fed? Easter happy? Spring cleaning like spring chickens like spring has sprung? Well, that is delightful.

where whoopi is now is a question on many pepople’s lips. I get asked about her on the reg! That is the point of this tumblr-to fill us all in, right?

So, whoopi has been AWOL for almost a month. Sure there have been rumours about her trying to keep some peace in Syria, bake some pastries in Paris and shake rattle and roll in Kentucky, but I can’t post unauthenticated hearsay. need a pic as proof.

Luckily, one old wives tale I can happily confirm is that our star trekking, choir leading, spirit channelling sister has jumped out of a plane. Known as being one not averse to the fear factor, whoopi has started training with the red arrows and her maiden launch was snapped for us here on whereswhoopinow

What next lady? And why did you not wear a helmet? Save your face sugar!!!

Oh hello sailor!!!

No wonder we have not heard hide nor hair of whoopmyster, she only bin climbing k2, whooopaaa!!!!!

As we all know, whoopi is a fervent supporter of all things animalia and here we have yet ANOTHER example of just how far whoopi will go for afternoon tea with the furry friend of her choosing.

Polar bears are extremely deadly creatures, so we would be all be daft as a brush to not accept an invitation from one. Foolish in fact.

And may we also take this opportunity to say how positively ravishing whoopi is looking here? It seems arctic conditions really work whatever swagger this jaguar lover is packing.

What do you suppose polar ears serve at high-tea? Trout and kipper pâté? Scones al hrh? Maybe whoopi will reveal all upon her return. 

Yup, where next…?

Keep your eyes peeled ya’alll!!!!

Oh hello sailor!!!

No wonder we have not heard hide nor hair of whoopmyster, she only bin climbing k2, whooopaaa!!!!!

As we all know, whoopi is a fervent supporter of all things animalia and here we have yet ANOTHER example of just how far whoopi will go for afternoon tea with the furry friend of her choosing.

Polar bears are extremely deadly creatures, so we would be all be daft as a brush to not accept an invitation from one. Foolish in fact.

And may we also take this opportunity to say how positively ravishing whoopi is looking here? It seems arctic conditions really work whatever swagger this jaguar lover is packing.

What do you suppose polar ears serve at high-tea? Trout and kipper pâté? Scones al hrh? Maybe whoopi will reveal all upon her return.

Yup, where next…?

Keep your eyes peeled ya’alll!!!!

Spotted!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Could whoopi have possibly come up with the culinary creation to end all others? Sod foreman and his mean, green fat-grilling dream, this takes the biscuit.

What did the cheese say when it looked  in the mirror? HALLOUMI!!!

Halloumi does not melt. Whoopi, having contemplated this, and really fancying a cheese toastie, came up with the following terrific tasty treat making technique.

Slice your chesse. Crack open a pitta bread. Pop the cheese inside te pitta, then (this is the sensational section) just put the whole thing in a normal toaster! 

Yup, BREAKING NEWS, whoopi made breakfast and made it damn good.

Many thanks to our correspondent, Katy for this sighting. Katy, a Mary Poppins-esque character (practically perfect in every way) is part of the whoopi-watch network and future saviour of the musical world.  No child shall go un-educated when Katy has her way. Her proposed  curriculum covers a pragmatic plethora that incorporates the musical corners inhabited by Boney-M, beethoven and Grieg  and George Michael, Katy will hook all you brothers, sisters cousins and step aunts by marriage up AND keep you in the Where’s Whoopi loop. Top work old chap.

Where will Whoopi Goldberg sprout up next I wonder…

Will Whoopi be at the grammys? Is she in Greece trying to sort out the economic crisis? Has she heard about a new Ben & Jerry’s flavour that she simply must sample?

Keep your eyes peeled and feel free to drop us an email whereswhoopinow@gmail.com

(probably best to do this after you try a Halloumi-based brekkie, you would be MAD not to!)

Spotted!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Could whoopi have possibly come up with the culinary creation to end all others? Sod foreman and his mean, green fat-grilling dream, this takes the biscuit.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? HALLOUMI!!!

Halloumi does not melt. Whoopi, having contemplated this, and really fancying a cheese toastie, came up with the following terrific tasty treat making technique.

Slice your chesse. Crack open a pitta bread. Pop the cheese inside te pitta, then (this is the sensational section) just put the whole thing in a normal toaster!

Yup, BREAKING NEWS, whoopi made breakfast and made it damn good.

Many thanks to our correspondent, Katy for this sighting. Katy, a Mary Poppins-esque character (practically perfect in every way) is part of the whoopi-watch network and future saviour of the musical world. No child shall go un-educated when Katy has her way. Her proposed curriculum covers a pragmatic plethora that incorporates the musical corners inhabited by Boney-M, beethoven and Grieg and George Michael, Katy will hook all you brothers, sisters cousins and step aunts by marriage up AND keep you in the Where’s Whoopi loop. Top work old chap.

Where will Whoopi Goldberg sprout up next I wonder…

Will Whoopi be at the grammys? Is she in Greece trying to sort out the economic crisis? Has she heard about a new Ben & Jerry’s flavour that she simply must sample?

Keep your eyes peeled and feel free to drop us an email whereswhoopinow@gmail.com

(probably best to do this after you try a Halloumi-based brekkie, you would be MAD not to!)

Awards season is almost upon us.  We can expect all kinds of interesting gossip to emerge as a result of one too many free Pernod and blacks.

Whoopi has assured us that this collaboration WILL happen.  In a Pre-party season party over the pond Whoopi met, got chatting with, planned an album AND uk tour with….. Jessie j and Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry potter!!! This collaboration surely tops anything that timber-drake and the missy Eliot/Timbaland combos could dream of offering!!!

Fingers crossed Snape does not get wind of this.  Would hate to disturb his posthumous slumber.

Awards season is almost upon us. We can expect all kinds of interesting gossip to emerge as a result of one too many free Pernod and blacks.

Whoopi has assured us that this collaboration WILL happen. In a Pre-party season party over the pond Whoopi met, got chatting with, planned an album AND uk tour with….. Jessie j and Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry potter!!! This collaboration surely tops anything that timber-drake and the missy Eliot/Timbaland combos could dream of offering!!!

Fingers crossed Snape does not get wind of this. Would hate to disturb his posthumous slumber.

Victoria falls, where else would on want to be on a day like today?

Whoopi has been on safari and has stopped off to recuperate at one of the worlds most magnificent wonders.

  Having spotted several of ‘the big five’ (lord only knows what one direction were were doing out there!), whoopi pressed ahead and rocked up outside the the falls singing her trademarks tune “joyful joyful”.

This was te perfect warmup to get one-off set at the African ministry of sound tmrw night. Get down early to avid disappointment, it is expected to sellout.

Soundtrack of choice? The kinks, Victoria- what else? Followed by lady black mambaza, when in Rome…..

Victoria falls, where else would on want to be on a day like today?

Whoopi has been on safari and has stopped off to recuperate at one of the worlds most magnificent wonders.

Having spotted several of ‘the big five’ (lord only knows what one direction were were doing out there!), whoopi pressed ahead and rocked up outside the the falls singing her trademarks tune “joyful joyful”.

This was te perfect warmup to get one-off set at the African ministry of sound tmrw night. Get down early to avid disappointment, it is expected to sellout.

Soundtrack of choice? The kinks, Victoria- what else? Followed by lady black mambaza, when in Rome…..

I thought our girl had been keeping rather a low profile of late.

It seems our lady in the habit is picking up some interesting hobbies.  After her unprecedented cake cameo we presumed she spent a week or two eating, drinking and enjoying all the general merriment that sherry and mistletoe can bring. However, it seems our lady has struck up an unlikely partnership with none other than…. tHE SANDMAN!!!!!

The rumours had been spreading like crabs in a student union.Finally we can confirm that whoopi Goldberg is absolutely darting about the subconscious scenarios running through sleepy heads.  This one scenario, reported by Sophie, a young hustler from the hood who prides herself on her swagger and longs to have moves like jagger, see whoopi working it, literally. Whoopi, as we know is a consummate professional and is taking this opportunity to experiments with some method acting (either that, or Soph, like us, watches pretty woman on tv the day before yesterday).

Had a whoopi dream? Or seen her during the daylight hours? Where is whoopi Goldberg these days?

(oh and happy new year)

I thought our girl had been keeping rather a low profile of late.

It seems our lady in the habit is picking up some interesting hobbies. After her unprecedented cake cameo we presumed she spent a week or two eating, drinking and enjoying all the general merriment that sherry and mistletoe can bring. However, it seems our lady has struck up an unlikely partnership with none other than…. tHE SANDMAN!!!!!

The rumours had been spreading like crabs in a student union.Finally we can confirm that whoopi Goldberg is absolutely darting about the subconscious scenarios running through sleepy heads. This one scenario, reported by Sophie, a young hustler from the hood who prides herself on her swagger and longs to have moves like jagger, see whoopi working it, literally. Whoopi, as we know is a consummate professional and is taking this opportunity to experiments with some method acting (either that, or Soph, like us, watches pretty woman on tv the day before yesterday).

Had a whoopi dream? Or seen her during the daylight hours? Where is whoopi Goldberg these days?

(oh and happy new year)

Hear ye hear ye!!!

Seasons greetings one and all.

I am quite certain that amidst the shopping frenzy and the frantic carol singing none of you will have neglected your whoopi-watching duty.

One woman has clearly had her eager eyes open (although why she has super-imposed her on cake we honestly could not tell you).  But cake her she has and as you can see, whoopi appears to be frequenting the little known gem-of-a-town named Abergavenny.  Whoopi Goldberg is spending Christmas at the Abergavenny hotel, she seems intent on being close to our family, which we think is rather nice (peculiar but nice). Let’s hope she has time to nip to Nichols and grab us all summat shiny!!

Many thanks to our valleys-based whoppi-watcher.  Elaine, 56, spends her days attempting to fix the all of the problems of the world with nothing love, love and cake.

Seasons greetings, happy hanukkah, merry bloody christmas, and remember kids, watch out for whoopi!!!

Hear ye hear ye!!!

Seasons greetings one and all.

I am quite certain that amidst the shopping frenzy and the frantic carol singing none of you will have neglected your whoopi-watching duty.

One woman has clearly had her eager eyes open (although why she has super-imposed her on cake we honestly could not tell you). But cake her she has and as you can see, whoopi appears to be frequenting the little known gem-of-a-town named Abergavenny. Whoopi Goldberg is spending Christmas at the Abergavenny hotel, she seems intent on being close to our family, which we think is rather nice (peculiar but nice). Let’s hope she has time to nip to Nichols and grab us all summat shiny!!

Many thanks to our valleys-based whoppi-watcher. Elaine, 56, spends her days attempting to fix the all of the problems of the world with nothing love, love and cake.

Seasons greetings, happy hanukkah, merry bloody christmas, and remember kids, watch out for whoopi!!!

It seems that Whoopi has had heck of a busy week.  This sighting is attributed to the brother of the leader of South Wales’ Ramblers Society, Dee Emm.  Dee is a belevolant chap who nurtures young children in the old mining town of Balenafon.  He also is a passionate supporter of the New Romantic movement and has started a campaign calling for Gary Numan to run for president. 
Dee had the following to report…
"I can confirm the stories of Whoopi producing her own Bear Grylls style show, as I spotted her being ‘coptered in to the rock of Gibralter, where she plans to live off nothing but a Tesco carrier of Big Soup. For a week."
We are, at present, unsure as to what point our dear Whoopi is attempting to prove.  Big Soup? Big deal.  Oh no wait, a whole week?!!! Oh Whoopi please take care!!!!

It seems that Whoopi has had heck of a busy week.  This sighting is attributed to the brother of the leader of South Wales’ Ramblers Society, Dee Emm.  Dee is a belevolant chap who nurtures young children in the old mining town of Balenafon.  He also is a passionate supporter of the New Romantic movement and has started a campaign calling for Gary Numan to run for president. 

Dee had the following to report…

"I can confirm the stories of Whoopi producing her own Bear Grylls style show, as I spotted her being ‘coptered in to the rock of Gibralter, where she plans to live off nothing but a Tesco carrier of Big Soup. For a week."

We are, at present, unsure as to what point our dear Whoopi is attempting to prove.  Big Soup? Big deal.  Oh no wait, a whole week?!!! Oh Whoopi please take care!!!!

While on a mission  to salvage the Tibetan monks choral society our cherished sister Mary Clarence has taken the time to get to know a few of the barmy terracotta  army. 

Having heard of the monks’ plight (serious tuning issues were going in there!) whoopi hopped on the first rickshaw available and hot-footed hell and high water to try to save the dAy.  Her voyage was not without dramatics though, for when the rickshaw could shaw no more she had to really think on her dainty feet. How was she going to cross the sea? 

Fortunately, she had recently watched her good friend (captain jack sparrow) in a documentary where he told a dainty lady of a turtle tying method that could assist one when stranded.  Whoopi then went off and found herself a turtle, a terrapin, a porpoise (added propulsion) and a some coconut rum, then showed the seas who was boss!!! 

But terracotta army? How the devil did THAT happen? Our lady appears to have been indulging in her third favourite game (the fave being jenga and second fave being charades), hide and seek!!!! Good job whoopstar, we almost missed you there.

Any ideas what happened next??? Did she stop by Vegas to celebrate britney spears’ birthday? Did she head off to the farm to quality control check that her oompa loompas halloumi production? Has she been guest speaker at a university near you? We await with baited breath….

While on a mission to salvage the Tibetan monks choral society our cherished sister Mary Clarence has taken the time to get to know a few of the barmy terracotta army.

Having heard of the monks’ plight (serious tuning issues were going in there!) whoopi hopped on the first rickshaw available and hot-footed hell and high water to try to save the dAy. Her voyage was not without dramatics though, for when the rickshaw could shaw no more she had to really think on her dainty feet. How was she going to cross the sea?

Fortunately, she had recently watched her good friend (captain jack sparrow) in a documentary where he told a dainty lady of a turtle tying method that could assist one when stranded. Whoopi then went off and found herself a turtle, a terrapin, a porpoise (added propulsion) and a some coconut rum, then showed the seas who was boss!!!

But terracotta army? How the devil did THAT happen? Our lady appears to have been indulging in her third favourite game (the fave being jenga and second fave being charades), hide and seek!!!! Good job whoopstar, we almost missed you there.

Any ideas what happened next??? Did she stop by Vegas to celebrate britney spears’ birthday? Did she head off to the farm to quality control check that her oompa loompas halloumi production? Has she been guest speaker at a university near you? We await with baited breath….

After our last sighting, whoopi was desperate to prove that not all animals are evil. Thus, we now find our jewel out in the wilderness befriending grizzly bears!!!

This bear (rumoured to be part of the bearfaced consortium who put and end to grizzly man way back when) and Whoopi frolicked quite freely out in the wilderness. 

Their day sounded quite simply delightful. Hand-in-hand skipping, a two-way honey feed and a freeway tree climb were just some of the antics these two got up to (like that? Tree climbing, got UP to?!)

This sighting now conclusively proves Whoopi’s thesis that… “not all animals are evil”.

Peace nd peas to you all!

After our last sighting, whoopi was desperate to prove that not all animals are evil. Thus, we now find our jewel out in the wilderness befriending grizzly bears!!!

This bear (rumoured to be part of the bearfaced consortium who put and end to grizzly man way back when) and Whoopi frolicked quite freely out in the wilderness.

Their day sounded quite simply delightful. Hand-in-hand skipping, a two-way honey feed and a freeway tree climb were just some of the antics these two got up to (like that? Tree climbing, got UP to?!)

This sighting now conclusively proves Whoopi’s thesis that… “not all animals are evil”.

Peace nd peas to you all!