Spotted!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Could whoopi have possibly come up with the culinary creation to end all others? Sod foreman and his mean, green fat-grilling dream, this takes the biscuit.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? HALLOUMI!!!
Halloumi does not melt. Whoopi, having contemplated this, and really fancying a cheese toastie, came up with the following terrific tasty treat making technique.
Slice your chesse. Crack open a pitta bread. Pop the cheese inside te pitta, then (this is the sensational section) just put the whole thing in a normal toaster!
Yup, BREAKING NEWS, whoopi made breakfast and made it damn good.
Many thanks to our correspondent, Katy for this sighting. Katy, a Mary Poppins-esque character (practically perfect in every way) is part of the whoopi-watch network and future saviour of the musical world. No child shall go un-educated when Katy has her way. Her proposed curriculum covers a pragmatic plethora that incorporates the musical corners inhabited by Boney-M, beethoven and Grieg and George Michael, Katy will hook all you brothers, sisters cousins and step aunts by marriage up AND keep you in the Where’s Whoopi loop. Top work old chap.
Where will Whoopi Goldberg sprout up next I wonder…
Will Whoopi be at the grammys? Is she in Greece trying to sort out the economic crisis? Has she heard about a new Ben & Jerry’s flavour that she simply must sample?
Keep your eyes peeled and feel free to drop us an email email@example.com
(probably best to do this after you try a Halloumi-based brekkie, you would be MAD not to!)